Tonight's special guest: Sir Robin of Loxley, talking about tonight's parcial de estadística

[Para entender el post, es necesario que hayan visto "Las locas aventuras de Robin Hood. Si no lo hicieron, probablemente su vida carezca de sentido, consecuencia que también se aplica si no saben lo que es el Delorean, ponele]

Sir Robin of Loxley

Para renovar un poco el aire, hoy con nosotros tenemos un invitado especial. Señoras y señores, con ustedes Sir Robin of Loxley.

[Applause]

-Thank you, tha-oh please thank you very much.
Hello to everyone. My name is Sir Robin of Loxley, and I'm glad to be invited here tonight.

-Sir Robin, would you mind me asking you some questions about what happened today?

-Not at all, please go ahead.

-Okay, first of all, what happened to the pelado motherfucker? People say you were the one who took today's parcial de estadística, is he sick?

-[smiling just a bit, con esa cara de forro que pone siempre] Oh no, he's in charge of the clase de los jueves, on the other hand, I RULE ON MONDAYS OKAY?!?! I RUUUUULE!!!

-Por favor, conserve la calma Sir Robin...was the parcial a bit bardo? Some people say that-

-YYYYYEAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! I FUCKING RULED ALL THOSE LITTLE BASTARDS TODAY!! I mean, it was a bit complicated, yes, but not for Sir Robin of Loxley...I mean, I would have done an excellent job on that parcial because im not only THE MAN here, okay? But also because, unlike other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an english accent...

-Sir Robin, entonces los chicos estaban en lo correcto cuando decian que usted era un terrible hijo de puta

-Oh you can be quite sure I am! In fact, I'm a complete ass hole, and you know what? I'm also the one who's going to poner la nota to aaaaall those motherfuckers. I'm going to post a lista con los nombres de los alumnos, and I'll make a llave gigante on one side and write:

"All you little motherfuckers didn't do well enough to pass the exam. All of you motherfuckers got a motherfucking DOS okay? so go home and cry to your mamitas since that's all you know how to do.

Yours sincerely,
Sir Robin of motherfucking Loxley"

And you know what else? all of you FIUBA students, all of you are shittie numbers to me and NONE OF YOU can do SHIT about it! You hear me? You can't do shit, dude, SHIT!

And you and your stupid blog have my balls rolling on the floor, so FUCK-OFF, I'm out of here....(fucking fiuba student...)

-....Bueno, creo que Sir Robin fue muy conciso en sus palabras y esta claro que es un hijo de un container lleno de putas.

Hasta la próxima, seguimos en proyectoFIUBA.